Mauler Egregious

To the superb men who've cruised me over and over - you've given me a boost I never expected.

I'm no longer as slim or toned as my older pics suggest. Having endured a year of bad health (Crohn's disease), I'm now a tad portly. Yeah - I have a teddy-bear gut. At 57, in the latter quartile of my life, I think it's less-nececssary to hang on to stereotypes. What matters is the experiences that we can share, mental and physical.

This doesn't change my experience or expertise, though.

I have a tangential, obtuse sense of humour that regularly gets me into trouble. Often intense; frequently challenging; occasionally forceful; rarely arrogant; never insensitive.

Don't do chems. PNP erectile disfunction doesn't work for me. Long ago gave up being hard on the not-hard.

You:
No pics? No text? If you can't show yourself, I won't acknowledge you. Should you cruise me, how can I return the favour if you show me nothing? This is NOT a place for the closeted, so unless you provide a compelling argument, chances are you'll be ignored, as will those who show their work but not themselves.

Those who have flamed me for the preceding have invariably immediately blocked me, denying my right of reply. I don't do cowards, either - wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Oh, OK, but only as a preventative OH&S measure, or a public service.

A presence here is VISUAL. The site is "Gay Leather PICTURE Profiles" - If you can't show yourself, you're wasting my time, your time, and that of more than half a million men worldwide.

If your ego's in foetal position, run away. To those I've criticised for the above reasons, you are cordially invited to go fuck yourselves -nobody else will. Heat too much? -get out of the kitchen - those of us who are real insist on seeing what we're dealing with.

Nothing wrong with vanilla as flavours go, but it must be extract, not essence.

I know what I`m good at. 95% active, but the remaining 5% has been known to be incendiary - I won't rule it out, but be aware that it's a rare thing.

There are men here who seem to have mislaid their sexual being in fetish. If you're subsumed by your gear to the point that the man beneath is undetectable, I feel sorrow for you.

"Top" is an award, not a self-proclaimed title.

"Sir" is bestowed, not assumed. I am in no way stereotypical, nor would I ever want to be.

Be real. I've been honest with you, and expect the same in return. Honesty is the ONLY policy. This is my credo. I can be Sir, Dad, fuckbuddy, mate, lover - but only if you're ready to level with me.

If there's anything above this line that you don't understand, we probably won't click. Thus far, you've had at least seven opportunities to close this window. If you don't like it, leave - NOW.

Still reading? Talk to me. I'm not inaccessible.

Body pic-I'm looking... Body AND face, you're a real contender. The men I meet have both. Your pictures will need to be larger than a postage stamp and preferably right-way-up. The pics are the beginning of interest, but the text can be the window to the soul. If you don't have the capability to smile, walk away.

Have a preference for men ranging from muscular to trim. Short, built men fire me up, but that's not the end of the story -you don't have to be short! The odd bear finds his way in...

Hell, if you're gonna put all that time and effort into your body, who am I not to work it?

Hardwired nipples are also a major turn-on. Love porn, esp. Cazzo, Titan, Raging Stallion, Brömo, Falcon, Dick Wadd etc.

Oh, and needless to say, hung doesn't hurt, either (well, it can, but that's a different kind of hurt). I'm also experimenting with (sane) electro - anyone with a similar interest, hit me up.

Living on the beautiful Mornington Peninsula. FirstTuesday may ring a bell for some.

Namasté.