badbrthr t¤ captUr3, crUsh,                 and⛓c¤mmand y¤U

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✖️  [4̲̅][0̲̅][0̲̅]Bad Request err
✖️  [4̲̅][0̲̅][4̲̅]🔧vanilla NotFound
✖️  Don't panic, highly-trained
✖️  monkeys are on their way.
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✖️Hi, thx for coming
and all taps+texts+pics👍
Merci pour vos retours👍
sUrr3nd3r. sUbm¡t. ¤b3y.

Hell, my profile sucks
but you get a handful:
🏅Intel on me, here since ever
🏅My kinks upfront, no catfish
🏅A world of buds, not imaginary
🏅500+pics of real play with me
🏅Safe&sane play, noobs welcome
plAy by th3 rUl3s. My rUl3s..

"...𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦. 𝘔𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵. 𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤*𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬."

 | TL;DR 🤷🏻‍♂️
 | D̳o̳m̳ ̳b̳a̳s̳t̳a̳r̳d̳ out to get y͎o͎u͎
 | Into lots. See list of main kinks.
 | Sex bores me. Nobody perfect!

FAQ
❶what u into?
knitting lol
❷fave types?
• bondage subs
• torture twunks
• young worshippers
• long-term slaves
❸all kinks a must? sex?
a few will do! all limits respected

"you're the real deal"
"tu gères vraiment bien"
"most flirtatious guy around"
"ah...you're kinda cute"
"mec tu m'excites grave"

 ♬'lights go out♫ I can't be saved
 oh I beg ♩ I beg and plead'

Reality is miles away from fanta, and way better. Spike my interest if you'd like to meet.

 ♫'some of them ♪want
 to be♮abused'♯

 ♭'we are all ♫ just prisoners
 here ♩ of our own device'

❹what will u do?
depends on ur prefs&limits
➎got gear, restraints? place?
yes, can hold a small army. yes.


"...𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯: 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯&𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 24𝘩, 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺'𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 (7𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘟). 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘈𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘺. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵."


➏ STOP! airspeed of an unladen swallow?
⇶ 39.6km 24miles/h
➐ 404cuddles not found!🐶🐾
lol come here🤗
➑ hi, wanna f***?
hi, f*** off

random thoughts🤔🙄..
perm chastity, perm results?

BDSMtest?(usual me)
❾⓿⓿%Rigger 💛
93%Dom 🔐
73%Owner🔒
66Degrader
62Sadist⚡️
(my sub side)
90%ropeBunny
84switch
78slave
76sub
75brat

🤔🙄..
Is resistance really futile?

➊⓿ session length?
2h--long weekends
➊➊ hi
hey
➊➋ why you cruised me?
depends on your profile content..
can be a compliment or invite to say more, or both

msgs unread😅1400+
>busy life, sorryy😅
>connection 1st, then more pics
>bored by empty/deluded profiles, men that let themselves go, money whores and pricks🤷‍♂️
>not playing every week anymore, now focused on myself, sports and repeats with lads I already know (open to new ones, if fun)


Dear men, quick reality check:
👉"normal" is BMI<25.0
👉"muscled" if muscle mass>40%
(>44% if you're under36yo)

🤔🙄..
Alphas make great pets

❶❸ I'm feisty
the ground will break ur fall
❶❹ I'm str8!
so?
❶❺ but but..what if?..
shush. u'll be fine
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solid rep, gear+skill+looks
⚠️fun, addictive bastard
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✖️  btw no monkeys will come.
✖️   now get on with it
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✖️  'What strange creatures
✖️✖️ brothers are!' – Jane Austen
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✖️⚙️Apr2025
✖️🏋‍♂️10=7h29 🚵‍♂️53km
✖️🎯2 👟18 🥊- 🏀- 💦-
✖️✖️🥦6 🥗4 🍳20
✖️⚙️Mar
✖️🏋‍♂️27=15h46 🚵‍♂️290km
✖️🎯16 👟58 💦6
✖️✖️🥦5 🥗13 🍳52
✖️⚙️Feb
✖️🏋‍♂️30=18h07 🚵‍♂️115km
✖️🎯4 🥊- 💦7
✖️✖️🥦12 🥗11 🍳33
✖️⚙️Jan
✖️🏋‍♂️33=25h50 🚵‍♂️50
✖️🎯13 🏀1 💦4
✖️✖️🥦10 🥗11 🍳46
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